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[onceamalfoy.livejournal.com]

Hope you aren't all arseholes here.

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[onceamalfoy.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I forgot, you and Potter have a girl's night every now and then. Are his toenails blue, then? How darling. ...Weasel, that's just beyond pathetic.

[notabad-auror.livejournal.com]

What's crawled up your arse? I was out with Hermione, if it's that important. :/ It's confusing! Computers are weird D:

[onceamalfoy.livejournal.com]

You don't seem all fluttery about it. Did she turn you down again? No, they're systematic and the exact opposite of confusing. Do you need me to show you? --Me, showing the great Arthur Weasley's son how to use a Muggle contraption. What will they think of next?

[notabad-auror.livejournal.com]

She doesn't-- you really don't know what you're going on about. And it's just. She's my friend! We-- we saw a movie, that's normal, so. Shut up. I know some stuff! But it's. I don't get why there's the little flag at the bottom and I can never find the right program and once I accidentally hit the shift key a lot and then it yelled at me :/

[onceamalfoy.livejournal.com]

You've already told me it wasn't my business, so I'll just have to assume, now won't I? ..Just friends? How sad. You are such an oaf.

[notabad-auror.livejournal.com]

Seriously, why are you reverting back to being such an asshole today?

[onceamalfoy.livejournal.com]

Reverting? Why, I don't recall stopping.

[notabad-auror.livejournal.com]

Fiiine, you're always a huge twat. Happy?

[onceamalfoy.livejournal.com]

Oh, inexplicably. Just so ecstatic to be by your side, Weasel.

[notabad-auror.livejournal.com]

You're, like, impossible to please, aren't you? Doesn't that get tiring?

[onceamalfoy.livejournal.com]

[gets a little serious here] ..The life of a Malfoy is always tiring.

[notabad-auror.livejournal.com]

Well, balls to that! You've gotta live a little! Let yourself get excited when you hear the ice cream truck going down the lane!

[onceamalfoy.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry some of us haven't progressed since age nine, but I should hope I have more adult concerns than ice cream.

[notabad-auror.livejournal.com]

:/

Nothing is more adult than ice cream, Draco.

[onceamalfoy.livejournal.com]

Then let's go get us some, shall we? Big important aurors, we have nothing more legitimate to worry about, of course.

[notabad-auror.livejournal.com]

Alright :D

[onceamalfoy.livejournal.com]

Wait, that wasn't... an offer. Fine. But you're apparating.

[notabad-auror.livejournal.com]

What, only me? How're you getting there? You don't even know where we're going-- this is a pretty obvious plan to ditch me!

[onceamalfoy.livejournal.com]

..I meant I'll tagalong. Sidalong apparation? Or will I lose my toes to even try that with a Weasley?

[notabad-auror.livejournal.com]

Oh, alright.

Oi, no! I don't even leave behind a bit of eyebrows anymore.

[onceamalfoy.livejournal.com]

Oh, Merlin, what am I getting myself into. [sighs, calmly looping his arm with Ron's]

[notabad-auror.livejournal.com]

Ice cream :D

*Apparation~~~~!!*

[onceamalfoy.livejournal.com]

[sighs, stepping away from Ron and rubbing a hand over his eyebrows]

Well, it would seem they're both in tact.